1.’You have a fart that can cure cancer.’
Need a new pickup line? Instead of using the classic
‘You have a smile that can cure cancer,’ replace smile with fart because that
way you won’t even be lying.
A new study suggests that smelling farts (hydrogen
sulphide) could prevent mitochondria damage which in-turn prevents diseases and
even cancer. So next time, be a good citizen and let it rip!
2. It tests relationships at a young age.
If your boyfriend/ girlfriend breaks up with you
after you either fart, burp or vomit around them, then you know the
relationship was never worth it. If they can’t handle your basic bodily
functions they definitely won’t be there for you to sniff their farts when you
get cancer.
3. You can set a fart on fire.
Farts contain flammable gases like methane and
hydrogen and hence can be set on fire. As fun as it sounds, I do not recommend
people to try it at home but there are plenty of videos online and if you’re a
professional performer why not put up a show and set a couple of them on fire
to amuse a crowd.
4. It sets off the giggle alarm.
Personally I’ve giggled every time someone farted in
public so don’t look at it as a public embarrassment but as a good deed you
just did for society, so spread the happiness!
5. Measure of comfort
It shows people how comfortable you are around them
and can often be flattering to your partner.
6. Stop the unnecessary stress
Farting in public is viewed as a faux pas and often
more for women than for men. If you want to promote feminism let those around
you fart and fart yourself. There are bigger problems you’ll have to face in
life and memories of farts fade eventually.
